Tuesday, October 12, 2010

What Chris Bosh's Head Will Feel like Two Weeks into the Regular Season

Yes, it's true, Chris Bosh's head is shrinking at an alarming rate. The phenomenon is a direct result of a one-time team leader now playing a crippled version of Alfred to Batman and Robin. Prognosis isn't good, Specialists predict by mid-season Bosh's head will be completely gone, leaving him headless and perfectly equipped for rebounding and obedient outlet passing.  

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