Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Dennis Rodman Discusses Miami Heat in Radio Interview while Receiving Oral Sex

Between laughter, squeals and interjections of a girl named Teresa, Dennis Rodman called in unannounced on Jorge Sedano’s 790 The Ticket radio show early this morning to offer insight to the Heat’s worsening troubles. Calling from his bed and what was likely the end of his night, Rodman’s thoughts on basketball quickly disintegrated into fending off oral sex, and then a few minutes later, to announcing that yes, he was in fact now receiving oral sex from Teresa.

You can listen to the interview here.

While there isn’t much I’d change about the interview, it’d be interesting to hear Rodman pontificate a bit on LeBron and the dysfunction of Miami. Because while Jordan, Pippen and Rodman were never really a Big Three (it was more a like a duo with a very flashy sidekick), Dennis won two championships in Detroit and another three in Chicago, and has a decent perspective on how talent meshes. Both the 80s Pistons and the late 90s Bulls were teams loaded with enough ability and ego to self-destruct (a la Miami) yet managed to coalesce in their own particular way.

It’s clear the Miami must learn to do this, but for now they won’t be getting any advice from Dennis on how exactly it’s done. The only thing you can gleam from the interview is that LeBron wears his poor leadership abilities on his face and that the tone of Miami’s game is off. But we all knew that anyway.

And just in case you forgot who Dennis really is:

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